Criterion rejection

Here's the response I received from the Criterion Group:

"Thank you for your query, unfortunately we are currently not accepting any new writers.

Best wishes in your future endeavors.

Regards,

Alicia

Criterion Group"

Such a generic, form response.

Any agency that feeds me that line I want to ask them,
"Are you allergic to money? Seriously, what will it cost you to take a chance on me? I might make us some money if one of my scripts sells. If it doesn't, then all you've wasted is a tiny bit of a time and manpower. But isn't it worth a shot?"

I guess not.