Wow...

These could be the most... interesting (we'll say) rejections I've received in months:

"Thank you for your email. I appreciate the opportunity to consider your work for possible representation, but I’m afraid I have decided to pass. Of course this is only one response, and tastes vary widely among agents. I wish you the best of luck finding the right home for your work."

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"Thank you for your inquiry. Unfortunately, ------ does not accept any unsolicited materials as we have a small staff and are unable to read all of the queries that are sent our way.
We wish you the best in your pursuits."